Reese's Puffs

Aside from being slightly abrasive on my sensitive gums, this cereal is so immensely satisfying that my orgasm literally tore my pants asunder. I had to have another bowl. When I was finished with that, my erection was so pronounced that it busted a hole through the top of the desk. I couldn't stop there, so I poured a third bowl, but I don't know what happened after that because I woke up in the hospital, and they told me I couldn't go home until they finished hosing down my walls.

Every bowl is a sweet mélange of chocolate and peanut butter puffs, lightly covered with a hint of Reese's dust. It's as close as you can come to eating a bowl of milk and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, which I had been doing until I discovered this cereal. Thank the Lord I found it when I did, because it was a fucking expensive habit! At ten peanut butter cups per bowl, I was maxing out my credit cards, not to mention the medical expenses from gaining 500 pounds!

I can't even reach my scrotum anymore, and the smell coming from down there is worse than moldy cheese!

Review by Cereal Comma