Pringles Reuben

I'm starting to wonder if the era of "peak TV" led directly to the era of "peak flavored chips," because it seems like a lady can't even go to her local dildo shop anymore without seeing yet another limited-edition snack chip offering. Not that this lady is complaining; after all, if you're going to have an unbridled dildo sesh, you need calories to burn, girlfriend!

Also, I enjoy variety in my snack chips so … when in Rome! ("Use a Roman candle as a dildo," I hear you interject, although I think that's just an old wives' tale.) What's amazing to me is how eerily accurate some of these flavors can be. Pringles Reuben tastes so much like a real Reuben sandwich, for a brief moment I mistakenly thought I was at Katz's Deli joining the "mile-high club" … eating that mile-high pile of corned beef, that is!

Interestingly, the previous Pringles Reuben flavor was also uncannily spot-on, tasting exactly like Dave Madden. Boy, was that a blast from the past! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some important dilding to do.

Review by Pumboo Dongo-Dohnoh