Dunhill Lights Menthol

For New Year's, I made two resolutions: to lose weight, and to acquire lung cancer. To both ends, I've been smoking Dunhill Menthol Lights. As smooth and flavorful as a minty milkshake, they are a consistent pleasure to smoke, either socially, or one after another in private desperation.

My hope is that they will speed up my metabolism and blacken my lungs up good. The best part is that they deliver a great total-body nicotine buzz that calms me down so that I can deal with my fucking co-workers.

Review by Ray Ray Ronalds