Virginia Slims Ultra Lights Menthol

These are the Christie Brinkley of the cigarette world—long, lanky, surprisingly beautiful even now, and vaguely dated without entailing much punchline value. Sophisticated and smooth, they're a perfect compement to, like, a Rob Roy.

You know how White folks listen to, like, Wu Tang Clan in an attempt to be "down" with Black folks? Well, smoking these cigarettes is a great way to be "down" with wealthy senior citizens. That's where the real money is, anyway.

Review by Ulysses Wiegand