Edy's® Grand® Girl Scouts® Tagalongs® Cookie
Holy Hell! Whoever thought to combine Girl Scout® cookies and ice cream should be given the key to the city, and his choice of the hottest Girl Scouts® to kick-start the harem. Edy's Grand Girl Scouts® Tagalongs® Cookie, despite the cumbersome name, is a focused flavor that offers similar peanut-buttery bliss to Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby, but without carpet-bombing you with sweetness. Admittedly, I like the carpet-bombing approach because it ensures that no matter what you're in the mood for, you'll find it in Chubby Hubby, but the Edy's Girl Scout® ice creams are something less purely gluttonous and more seemingly communal. Eating a gallon of this in one sitting feels like contributing to one's community, as opposed to just contributing to one's cellulite. Chocolate-covered peanut butter cookies in vanilla ice cream, with peanut butter and fudge swirls. Plus, you don't have to wait two months to get it, as with Girl Scout® cookies. Granted, that gives you two opportunities to ply your young cookie salesgirl with "an intoxicating agent" with the intent of getting her out of her badge-laden vest, but you ought to stop doing that anyway, now that the state monitors your every move with an electrified neck-shackle.
Review by La Fée |