Utz® Sourdough Specials Extra Dark Pretzels

In the community of dark-skinned snack products, Utz Extra Dark Pretzels is some jive-ass motherfuckers. They're dark, sure, but they don't particularly taste dark, aside from perhaps the faintest overcookedness.

Do they taste burnt, charred, caramelized, or even toasty? Not especially. Do they simply taste like pretzels? Pretty much.

Are they insanely salty? Like a sailor on shore leave. But not necessarily like a dark-skinned sailor on shore leave.

Review by Bailiff Effalee Bayleaf