Fitz's Hip Hop Pop

Not to be confused with the faux beverage Hip Pop as once briefly seen on "The Simpsons," Hip Hop Pop turns out to be a cherry cola (some even insist it's "raspberryish" … it very well could be, the label doesn't get drunk & tell), and a very refreshing one at that.

People are often heavily divded over Fitz's in general … their flagship root beer has a very sharp aftertaste that some kill for (referred to as "bite" by the Barq's ad wizards), but I myself would rather not have my drinks kick my vulva on the way down. Oops, I meant "uvula" … er, serves me right.

This is all rather semantic, anyway, as Hip Hop Pop has none of this bite, and is simply an agreeable flavored cola with the right amount of sweetness. Life is good.

As for true hip-hoppers themselves, I think they prefer Sprite, but for hip-poppers like myself, this shit is tight, a'ight?

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Review by Bradley A. Milton