Mountain Dew Code Red

What a pleasant diversion this beverage is. It's so simple I'm surprised they didn't make it earlier. Cherry Coke came out in the mid-80s. Why did it take so long to make a cherry Mountain Dew?

Another thing I don't understand is why this product is marketed toward black guys. Could my affinity for Code Red be the proof I need to settle my questionable parentage?

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Review by Professor Hydro


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