Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Typical 8th-grade product shout-outs: Krazy Glue, Ex-Lax, Depend Undergarments.
Cecil: Mrs. Buttface! Hortense glued my hands together!
Hortense: Yeah, but he hit me with a carton of Ex-Lax!
Girl: And she ate it, too!
Girl: Who poured the strawberry jelly in my hair?
Mrs. Buttface: I did! I thought your green hairstyle sucked!
Mrs. Buttface: As a special treat for your hard work, you all get free Depend Undergarments!
Mrs. Buttface: Now I must commit suicide.
Girl: I love it when she dies!
Boy: Why is my hair blue?
Hortense: Because I sneezed on the back of your head!
Hortense: YUCK! Who barfed on the computers?
Cecil: I think I did.
Girl: YAY! It's my turn to clean it up!
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