 Hershey's Special Dark
Whenever there's a bowl of Hershey's assorted miniatures around, you can bet that people will be all over it like shit on ass. They will partake of these delicious candies in the following order: Hershey's Milk Chocolate, Hershey's Krackel, Hershey's mr. Goodbar, and Hershey's Special Dark. One by one the miniatures will disappear until there is just a handful of Special Darks at the bottom of the bowl. At that point people resume conversation and flirting, and that's when I swoop in for the kill, baby! People are still so scared of Special Dark that inevitably they would rather stop eating candy than risk bringing the mystery and enigma of Special Dark into their mouths and lives. Well, everyone else's loss is my gain baby! Unfortunately it's my weight gain, but what can you do. Special Dark is sweet and deeply satisfying, almost as far out as confectioner's chocolate but much more palatable. I have no idea why people shun it so. As with the inexplicable ghettoization of dark rye within the bread world, the unpopularity of Special Dark can only be explained by racism. Well, bring on the blackies, I say! 'Cause this is one delicious fuckin' mother. Review by Lorenzo Bourgeois |
