Nestlé Crunch with Peanuts

WHAT IF, in a COMPLETELY BIZARRE, UPSIDE-DOWN, HELTER-SKELTER PARALLEL UNIVERSE, there were a candy bar that was, somehow, BOTH Nestlé Crunch AND Mr. Goodbar AT THE SAME TIME?????!???

In this same universe, there would also be a celebrity who was, somehow, both ERIKA CHRISTENSEN AND JULIA STILES AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!

Julia Stiles & Erika Christensen: The Hybrid

Having bothered to create that image, I'm shocked that the celebrity in question would be Kelly Clarkson!

Review by Sim Snow