 Tootsie Roll Flavor Twisties
This completely unheralded candy really deserves more attention. The juicy magnificence of Starburst meets the reliably chewy satisfaction of the original Tootsie Roll for a non-stop fruitsplosion that will leave your mouth dancing like one of them tight-butted Cuban pop stars. These are the same size and shape as the small Tootsie Rolls you used to get for Valentine's Day before puberty hit and your overwhelmingly sweaty bodily stench drove you deep into the fringes of human society. But the flavors go beyond the pedestrian appeal of Tootsie's fudgy chocolate. Cherry, Vanilla, Orange, Lime, and Lemon are the flavors, in descending order of deliciousness, but even Lemon is really delicious. Cherry is unbelievable and Vanilla is out of this world. I think these might only be available in large child-oriented packs of Tootsie products, but they are well worth seeking out. Unfortunately, they do NOT make you shit rainbows. Review by Infallibility H. Quahog |
