Sprecher Root Beer Soda
In my extensive travails through the world of beverage consumption, I have never come across a
beverage so fine as Sprecher's Root Beer. Its smooth texture and robust
flavor have kept me in awe since I discovered it a few years back in a
Wisconsin gas station. I won't go into what I discovered in the back of that same gas station. Nowadays I see Sprecher lots of places, even grocery
stores, and I can't recommend it enough. Its magic comes from the
exquisite blend of vanilla and honey—the latter, unfortunately,
rendering it non-Vegan friendly (honey is an animal product, even if
they're just damn bees). It's sure to be one of my life's greatest
regrets that, since becoming Vegan, I shall never again have one of these marvelous root beers,
but I shall do my part to encourage everyone I know to drink Sprecher just for the vicarious thrill. Or maybe I'll just end up screaming
"Screw the fucking bees!" and have one myself. In fact, fuck my half-assed Veganism, I just went ahead and had the damn thing. I am SUCH a political person.
Review by Lazyeye Larry |