Darkness Falls (2003)
Directed by Jonathan Liebesman
Written by John Fasano, James Vanderbilt, Joseph Harris

Unspeakably pathetic on all levels.

Its lack of value can only be expressed in terms of a negative number equaling the opposite of the number of atoms in the known universe.

The best I can say is that it was so mind-numbingly tepid and drab, I barely even remember a single image from it, two days later. And, sure, I have dementia, but whatever, man.

this shit blows

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Review by Crimedog