Swept Away (2002)
Directed by Guy Ritchie
Written by Lina Wertmüller and Guy Ritchie

For once, everyone is right. This is possibly the single most unpleasant, unwatchable movie I have yet encountered.

It makes Give My Regards to Broad Street look like Cinema Paradiso.

If I ever run into Guy Ritchie and Madonna, I will certainly burst into tears and ask them "WHY?!"

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Review by R. Sonar