13 Going On 30 (2005)
Directed by Gary Winick
Written by Josh Goldsmith & Cathy Yuspa
If you can stomach Jennifer Garner attempting to capture what it's like being a 13-year-old girl in a 30-year-old woman's body, you may well find some of this movie to be cute, and that's all well and good.
However, if you can watch the scene in which the 30-year-old hosts a sleepover party with a bunch of 13-year-olds and they end up dancing to Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield" video, emultaing the famously cheesy choreography, without barfing, then you are just a fuckin' dipshit.
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Review by Frigg Savage |