Older stuff:
Academy Awards Checklist
Saddam's Music
Even More Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Antonio Fargas: The Loud Bassoon Interview
Kari Wuhrer: The Loud Bassoon Interview
More Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Loud Bassoon Online Mints
Makin' Peace … with "Piano Man"
Top 5 Metallica T-shirts
A Brief History of Garamond, with Artistic License
Unreleased Celebrity Albums
The 5 Best Verb Tenses
Top 10 Matchups of Countries That Should Go to War
Loud Bassoon Doodle Gallery
2007 Celebrity Death Photo Gallery
Out of the Bag: Gift Bag Review from the 2004 Saturn Awards
2003: The Year in Pictures
The Loud Bassoon Hall Of Fame
Predicting the Oscar winners
Emmy Recap 2002
Weekend Movie Recap (14 October 2002)
Inadvertent Fart Stories
Towards an Advanced Theory of Comedy
Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen Vs. The Whiz Kids
Nickle Minus Three: How Come No One Uses Cannons Anymore?