Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
This is the final page, after which my brother also gave it up. Too bad, because there were at least three more opportunities to use the "Why is my hair blue?" joke.
Criminal: This scene is not important. I am only covering this man taking a shit. Criminal: The phone cord is attached to my arm! Col. Sanders: I'm having chest pains! Voice on other end of phone: We're coming immediately, Mr. Miller. Mrs. Gumby: Can I ride you? Criminal: There's a cloud shooting lightning at my phone! Phone: zzt zzt zzt Voice on other end of phone: Stop wiping boogers in your hair! Criminal: Sorry, but my ass is taken.
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