Velamints This dinosaur ought to be put out to pasture. Like Tab, Bo Derek, and other has-been haute couture products of the 70s, Velamints have long been surpassed by better, more effective products. And while we are nostalgic for its square shape, I just can not recommend Velamints to anyone under 70, unless you have a particular fascination with making your breath smell, like, Susan Anton's. In which case, just go French Susan Anton, it can't be that hard at this point.
Review by Deep Dickens |