Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Double ouch.
Col. Sanders: As you can see, I have a hand growing out of my left shoulder. Ouch! The point on this balloon is sharp! I hope those people stay away from a flying purple people eater! Col. Sanders: This is our famous room that can turn sideways!! Hey! What happened? Why did we turn red? Cecil: That time of the month again … Col. Sanders: Don't I resemble a prune? Well, I am. Col. Sanders: This is the new G.E. Electric Do-it-yourself castration device. It was invented by Malv, Buford, and Babs Malone. Neat, huh? Col. Sanders: Now let's go to the – Hey, you two, stop holding hands!
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