Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Ouch.
Man: Hello! I'm Col. Sanders! Mrs. Buttface: Why don't your teeth have lines between them? Is it one big tooth? Is it dentures? Mrs. Buttface: My eyelashes are actually spiders. Col. Sanders: Look at my nostril! It's so huge! I need a blanket to blow my nose. Col Sanders: Who wants to put their nose on my finger? Cecil: Look! Pippi Longstocking is on my right! Hortense: My hair can talk! Man #1 (thinking): Why is that girl crying? Man #1 (still thinking): My GOD! That guy actually paid for that haircut? Col. Sanders: Behind me, Mrs. Buttface is doing her Mick Jagger imitation. (To Cecil): Why do you have a number eleven on your shoulder?
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