Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Grasping at straws.
Legs: Sometimes, a single pair of legs can talk. Don't you love the hairy bowling ball here? Boy: Why is my hair blue? Col. Sanders: Kid, it isn't funny anymore. Next time you say it, I will throw you into this sewage pit. Col. Sanders: LOOK! My mooustache is skin colored! This is the result of my latest urine test. Col. Sanders: BURP! OOPS, excuse me, I must get to a restroom. Col. Sanders: Why is my face covered with scars? Look at my earlobe! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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