Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
No doubt it's all stretched pretty thin by now, but I like the reference to "The Bird." As for the "They did that to fruit?" reference, I'm not sure what that was about. Some kind of fruit-roll-ish snack, I think.
Col. Sanders: How do you think I'd look with a perm? Hortense: Like Bozo the Clown with epilepsy. Col. Sanders: Take that! (punch) Man #1 (quietly): Ready? Man #2 (quietly): Yeah, maybe we'll get candy! Man #1 (quietly): Got your masks? Man #1: TRICK OR TREAT! Mrs. Buttface: Want to dance like us? Col. Sanders: Do the bird! Hortense: EEEK! Mrs. Buttface: So good and ugly. Col. Sanders: They did that to fruit? Man #1: Look, you think I enjoy wearing socks on my head? Col. Sanders: Well, it sure helps!
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