Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
"Bowl haircuts" were apparently funny.
Mrs. Gumby: Who wrote "screech" on that police car? Mrs. Buttface: The same guy that painted us pink. Mrs. Gumby: Hey cop! Your car just turned green and elongated! Nice suit, buddy! Cecil: Why is she running so fast when she's only a few feet away from the car? Mrs. Gumby: The background is very realistic. Policeman: I'm afraid my haircut is too much like … Like I used a bowl to cut it! Boo hoo! Within minutes, the whole plaza becomes a warzone, the museum a building under siege! Policeman: Why is that helicopter flying away? HEY! GET BACK HERE! You're FIRED! Tell me what's happening. I can't see with these two eye patches on! Policeman #2: Can I borrow your hat? I'm ashamed of my haircut.
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