Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
"Wanna go have a party in the shower?" "No. How about in the bath?" That's kind of funny.
Policeman: You know, The ending of "The Brady Bunch" looks a lot like the HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. Cecil: How come the room is so big when we're in a van? Policeman: HEY! WAKE UP! This isn't that BORING! These kids today! Bowl haircuts and inattentive! Policeman #1: Hey! Turn on Mister Rogers! I love that guy. Policeman #2: Wanna go have a party in the shower? Policeman #1: No. How about in the bath? Policeman #2: These goddamn cops think they can have their homosexual affairs … wherever they want to! I hate them! Policeman #2: My face just changed. By the way, you're ugly. Policeman #1: Thanks! (Into phone): Put me through to Pat Sajak. Criminal: Listen up! I may look like Popeye, but I am your barber. Voice on other end of phone: AHH! MY HEMMORRHOIDS JUST FLARED UP!
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