Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids

This was the last page I did before throwing in the towel. Surely for the best.

Voice on other end of phone: Unga mo dis da prok li quix bing … phroba don a lobba griba slir nehygrin.

Policeman: WHAT?!?

Voice on other end of phone: I said, "Pull the phone away from your ear, you slimy barrel of sewage."

Policeman: Mrs. Gumby's hair is 3 different colors!

Hortense: ACHOO! Want this?

Cecil: Shove it up your ass, you flaming aardvark.

Mrs. Gumby (thinking): My, I really have to go to the bathroom.

Mrs. Gumby (still thinking): I'm wearing Mickey Mouse's gloves! What a thrill.

And, centuries later …

Hortense (thinking): Walk much? HA HA HA! Have a nice TRIP!

Hortense (still thinking): I CAN FLY! I CAN – OH NO, I CAN'T! AAAAH!

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