Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Probably the most Mad magazine-esque page … minus the wit or relevance. Not exactly sure what "Love, Mr. Goat" means.
Student: Doesn't the "F-1" key turn you into a frog? Other student: YES! Third student: Obviously, Hortense has used it! Hortense: OH NO! MY FINGERS ARE STUCK BETWEEN THE KEYS! HELP! WAH! Screen display: Diskette name - SMURF TOILET PAPER Hortense (to orange-haired girl): Who the heck do you think you are, Annie? Hortense: Darn it! My head is being blocked out by this balloon! Help! I Can't breathe! Ack – Hortense: Those two keys look just like my teeth. Oh, my hand is so cute! Let your fingers do the walking. Meanwhile, our favorite morons are in the Pink City. Man: That run through the blue paint factory was fun! Man #2: Why is my hair blue?
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Document name? - Delcaration of Herpes
Author? - Malv Rubbage
Operator? - Yes, I'd like to get a number.
Comments/Description? - Nasty comments.
Love, Mr. Goat