Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids

This one starts getting vaguely more angry.

Hortense: What's going off in your bag, hag?

Mrs. Gumby: It's Beaker from the Muppets.

Cecil: I love your bow tie.

Mrs. Gumby: Want me to shove this down your throat, scumbag?

Mrs. Buttface: Yes, please.

And so, a few minutes later …

Person: Who poured clay on us?

Mrs. Gumby: I did! Why aren't I walking on the floor? I'm in the air!

Mrs. Gumby: Bye, kids! I hope you don't mind me pointing at the ceiling!

Cecil: Want to play connect the dots on my cheeks?

Hortense: No, I want to give my hair back to the horse.

Cecil: Does anyone out there have any fish food? I'm hungry.

Mrs. Buttface: The girl in front of me is on drugs.

Mrs. Buttface: If you didn't know, I'm imitating Raggedy Ann, as you can tell by my bow tie.

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