Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
Oof, this page actually hurts. Though I do like the line "Sorry, Yul, I thought you were a roll-on" – two bald jokes in one!
Meanwhile, at the museum of rare banana peels … Car: How can a car talk? Man #1: Someone should iron my face! It's wrinkled! Man #2: Burp! Man #1: We are the living Oscar awards among ugly cars. Man #2: I'm for Best X-Rated Film. At home, her father tells her about his upcoming surgery. Father: I plan to have this pen surgically removed from my head. Father: And quit using my head as deodorant! Mrs. Gumby: Sorry, Yul. I thought you were a roll-on. Later, at the Hell's Angels school of dentistry … Leader: Now let's all sing "Blue Moon" … Ready? Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba …
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