Skittles Chocolate Mix

These are probably Skittles's attempt at M&M's, but they come off more like failed Jelly Bellys. The fact that they have a visual reference guide for what the flavors are supposed to be printed right on the package shows that they know they didn't nail it.

I couldn't detect much difference in the individual "flavors" (S'mores, Vanilla, Chocolate Caramel, Chocolate Pudding, and Brownie Batter), aside from slight gradations of unpleasantness. And unlike regular Skittles, combining them only made matters worse.

I think even Bear Gryllis would spit them out in disgust even if no other food was available and he was about to die of starvation. And that guy eats poo!

Review by Dr. Mel Michael