Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
This is where the whole "Look at that! Ha Ha Ha Ha!" approach starts getting grating. On the plus side, I had it out of my system before everyone else caught onto it in those slackin' 90s.
Eight hundred years later, a talking bus arrives at the Museum of Rare Banana Peels. Bus: Stop hitting him with that egg beater! Cecil: LET GO! STOP SHIVING MY FACE INTO THE WINDOW! Hortense: Say "Uncle!" Say "Uncle!" Hortense: You only have half a leg! Cecil: Where'd the background go? And so, they all become victims of the old pink paint on top of the door joke. Several seconds later … Cecil: Whiplash! Hortense: Look! The road is purple! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Cecil: Hey, Mrs. Gumby! Hortense: Cecil's wearing purple underwear! Cecil: Will you tell her to stop it? Mrs. Gumby: Purple underwear? Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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