Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids
I have to hand it to myself for using a Space Shuttle joke probably a week after the thing exploded.
Cecil: Get your slimy hands off of me, scumbag! Mrs. Gumby: Look at my lipstick! It got smeared! I am so ugly! Mrs. Buttface: I have a leech on my cheek! Mrs. Gumby: What do you shave your legs with? A chainsaw? Mrs. Buttface: Yes! And yourself? Look at this girl! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! They soon find out that you can spill orange juice on the ceiling. Person #1: Unbelievable! Person #2: What? That the display is so awesome? Person #3: No, that the space shuttle is still intact!
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