Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen vs. The Whiz Kids

Typical 8th-grade product shout-outs: Krazy Glue, Ex-Lax, Depend Undergarments.

Cecil: Mrs. Buttface! Hortense glued my hands together!

Hortense: Yeah, but he hit me with a carton of Ex-Lax!

Girl: And she ate it, too!

Girl: Who poured the strawberry jelly in my hair?

Mrs. Buttface: I did! I thought your green hairstyle sucked!

Mrs. Buttface: As a special treat for your hard work, you all get free Depend Undergarments!

Mrs. Buttface: Now I must commit suicide.

Girl: I love it when she dies!

Boy: Why is my hair blue?

Hortense: Because I sneezed on the back of your head!

Hortense: YUCK! Who barfed on the computers?

Cecil: I think I did.

Girl: YAY! It's my turn to clean it up!

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