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Features:
Celebrity Cube Farm: Stars at Their Day Jobs
2007 Celebrity Death Photo Gallery
Out of the Bag: Gift Bag Review from the 2004 Saturn Awards
Academy Awards Checklist 2004
2003: The Year in Pictures
Makin' Peace … with "Piano Man"
Saddam's Music
Unreleased Celebrity Albums
More Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Even More Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Unreleased Celebrity Albums IV
Catching Up With … Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Predicting the Oscar winners
The return of TLC
Emmy Recap 2002
Weekend Movie Recap (14 October 2002)
Top 5 Metallica T-shirts
Interview with Antonio Fargas (1999)
Interview with Kari Wuhrer (1999)

News:
Siegfried & Winslow make Vegas debut (10 October 2003)
Might as well face it, singer Robert Palmer dies (26 September 2003)
'Doors'' 'Densmore' sues 'Manzarak' and 'Krieger' (13 February 2003)
'Gimme a Break' Star Nell Carter Dies (24 January 2003)
Kennedy Assassination Film Gets Makeover (22 January 2003)
Toni Braxton Expecting Second Child (20 September 2002)

Radio Reviews:
The Alex Jones Radio Show
Coast to Coast AM
The Kevin Matthews Show
Private Lives
The Steve Dahl Show

Miscellany:
Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen Vs. The Whiz Kids
Nickle Minus Three: How Come No One Uses Cannons Anymore?
Inadvertent Fart Stories
Towards an Advanced Theory of Comedy
A Brief History of Garamond, with Artistic License
The 5 Best Verb Tenses