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Features:
Celebrity Cube Farm: Stars at Their Day Jobs
2007 Celebrity Death Photo Gallery
Out of the Bag: Gift Bag Review from the 2004 Saturn Awards
Academy Awards Checklist 2004
2003: The Year in Pictures
Makin' Peace … with "Piano Man"
Saddam's Music
Unreleased Celebrity Albums
More Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Even More Unreleased Celebrity Albums
Unreleased Celebrity Albums IV
Predicting the Oscar winners
The return of TLC
Emmy Recap 2002
Weekend Movie Recap (14 October 2002)
Top 5 Metallica T-shirts
Interview with Antonio Fargas (1999)
Interview with Kari Wuhrer (1999)

News:
Siegfried & Winslow make Vegas debut (10 October 2003)
Might as well face it, singer Robert Palmer dies (26 September 2003)
'Doors'' 'Densmore' sues 'Manzarak' and 'Krieger' (13 February 2003)
'Gimme a Break' Star Nell Carter Dies (24 January 2003)
Kennedy Assassination Film Gets Makeover (22 January 2003)
Toni Braxton Expecting Second Child (20 September 2002)

Radio Reviews:
The Alex Jones Radio Show
Coast to Coast AM
The Kevin Matthews Show
Private Lives
The Steve Dahl Show

Miscellany:
Delinquent Juvenilia I: Eric Haugen Vs. The Whiz Kids
Nickle Minus Three: How Come No One Uses Cannons Anymore?
Inadvertent Fart Stories
Towards an Advanced Theory of Comedy
A Brief History of Garamond, with Artistic License
The 5 Best Verb Tenses