Looking a Gift Bag in the Mouth

Out of the Bag or, Looking a Gift Bag in the Mouth
by Snaithbert Collins

Item #3: "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda" T-Shirt

Not much to say about this item. It's a tee shirt. A tee shirt that bears the logo of "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda." A nice little item to wear while lounging around your spaceship and reading "Andromeda: The Broken Places." Though you might want to take it off if anyone comes over, so you don't have to explain what "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda" is or how you came to have a tee shirt bearing the logo.

If I had any guts at all, I'd get on the subway wearing this shirt and reading the novel. But of course I don't have any guts. Ask anyone who knows me, they'll back me up on this.

Item #1: "The Grudge" Hat
Item #2: "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda" Novel
Item #3: "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda" T-Shirt
Item #4: "Stargate: Atlantis" Postcard
Item #5: Cinescape Magazine
Item #6: The Top-Secret "I, Robot" Pin
Item #7: Monster Energy Drink
Item #8: Neutrogena Body Lotion
Item #9: The Bag Itself

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